guys i feel as ignored as

  • a white crayon
  • the first piece of bread
  • internet explorer
  • the terms of agreement
  • 18+ warning
  • Kevin Jonas
  • the fourth girl in spring breakers

(via ileftmyscarfthere)

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via sniffing)

GUYS ITS 1 AM AND THERE ARE GUYS IN MY FRONT YARD OUTSIDE MY WINDOW SINGING ANACONDA. I THINK I JUST FOUND MY 10 SOULMATES

trust:

who remembers this omfg

tardis-impala:

do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you

(via fake-mermaid)

guys i feel as ignored as

  • a white crayon
  • the first piece of bread
  • internet explorer
  • the terms of agreement
  • 18+ warning
  • Kevin Jonas
  • the fourth girl in spring breakers

(via sniffing)

minishcap:

can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

image

(via trust)

meatbicyclevevo:

i saw this and i couldnt resist

meatbicyclevevo:

i saw this and i couldnt resist

(via sniffing)

callan-the-misandrist:

fit-gymnast:

togamisrichass:

also psa

  • its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
  • you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
  • its not being two faced 
  • it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
  • no you would not

Thank you

"So what are your strengths?"

"YOUR FACE HAS STRENGTHS"

(Source: symphonyregalia, via trust)

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

image

(via jonophobias)


@Ashton5SOS: Paris! X

@Ashton5SOS: Paris! X

(Source: fivesource, via brodiesangsters)

(Source: roger-rabbit, via sniffing)

gladersgrievers:

True omg

gladersgrievers:

True omg

lycorine-draws:

Nalby has become my life lately…

lycorine-draws:

Nalby has become my life lately…

(via brodiesangsters)

mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

(via trust)